I finally fucking did it

"jkm7680" (jkm7680) 07/26/2017 at 20:23 • Filed to: None

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After a year of posting that I’m going to buy a truck, I bought a truck.

It’s a 2014 Tacoma Sr5 V6 4x4, CPO and yes it’s actually mine.

So far I love it. Everything I was expecting and more, the gas mileage is shit, but the 4.0 packs a punch.

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > jkm7680 07/26/2017 at 20:26

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YAY

THE JKM TRUCK IS FINALLY A THING

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > jkm7680 07/26/2017 at 20:30

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It feels like the end of an era, really. jkm truck shopping posts was like the ‘death and taxes’ of Oppo. You should probably keep shopping even though you bought one.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > jkm7680 07/26/2017 at 20:30

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TheTurbochargedSquirrel > jkm7680 07/26/2017 at 20:31

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Did you get a stick or did you decide to give an auto a try?

jkm7680 > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 07/26/2017 at 20:32

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Auto. Stick was too hard to find. Plus I don’t want to murder the clutch offroading.

whoarder is tellurium > jkm7680 07/26/2017 at 20:32

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Oh what a feeling

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > jkm7680 07/26/2017 at 20:32

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I love how you have a sticky note with the date and your username to prove it. Congrats buddy.

jkm7680 > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 07/26/2017 at 20:32

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jkm7680 > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 07/26/2017 at 20:32

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Thanks man!

aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > jkm7680 07/26/2017 at 20:33

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that’s it

oppo is done

there’s nothing left

the story is over

jkm7680 > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 07/26/2017 at 20:33

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Thanks man!

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > jkm7680 07/26/2017 at 20:34

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I can’t imagine they are too common.

CRider > jkm7680 07/26/2017 at 20:34

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“Everything I was expecting and more, the gas mileage is shit, but the 4.0 packs a punch.”

Is it supercharged?

CB > jkm7680 07/26/2017 at 20:35

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Congrats!

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > jkm7680 07/26/2017 at 20:35

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Let the Modification begin!

jkm7680 > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 07/26/2017 at 20:36

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Yup, few and far it seems.

jkm7680 > CB 07/26/2017 at 20:36

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Thank ya!

jkm7680 > CRider 07/26/2017 at 20:36

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Nope.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 07/26/2017 at 20:37

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He’s going to have buyers remorse and return it in 3 days.

Gerry197 > jkm7680 07/26/2017 at 20:37

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Congrats man!!!

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > jkm7680 07/26/2017 at 20:40

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It is cool that Toyota still continues to offer it on cars other than the base models though.

victor > jkm7680 07/26/2017 at 20:40

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It’s defective. March over to the dealership and have them rectify missing part ASAP

interstate366, now In The Industry > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 07/26/2017 at 20:44

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Captain of the Enterprise > jkm7680 07/26/2017 at 20:45

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We have the same key!

Mine goes to a 2005 Corolla. Congratulations on the purchase!

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 07/26/2017 at 20:45

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BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > jkm7680 07/26/2017 at 20:45

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BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe 07/26/2017 at 20:47

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#Parmgate is over.

JKM got his truck.

We can all go home now.

scoob > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe 07/26/2017 at 20:48

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It’s not over until I get a car

Scary__goongala! > jkm7680 07/26/2017 at 20:55

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Just a year you’ve been posting about a truck?

I kid though

RallyWrench > jkm7680 07/26/2017 at 20:56

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Well done, is that the dark gray or brown color? I’ve been feeling a hankering for another Taco myself lately.

EL_ULY > jkm7680 07/26/2017 at 20:59

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Pics or it didn’t happen

Sam > jkm7680 07/26/2017 at 21:00

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Why not?

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > jkm7680 07/26/2017 at 21:07

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Fucking finally. I’ll congratulate you once I get done weeping on my knees.

ttyymmnn > jkm7680 07/26/2017 at 21:10

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Can you help me move?

jkm7680 > ttyymmnn 07/26/2017 at 21:13

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Already helping a family friend move next week haha.

jkm7680 > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 07/26/2017 at 21:13

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Hahah

Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > jkm7680 07/26/2017 at 21:20

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Jelly

PowderHound > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 07/26/2017 at 21:21

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Gotta get that sr20.

Spaceball-Two > jkm7680 07/26/2017 at 21:22

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Yay!!!!!! Congrats!

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > jkm7680 07/26/2017 at 21:22

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I just sort of assumed kinja would implode on itself and oppo would cease to exist before this happened. Huh.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > jkm7680 07/26/2017 at 21:24

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Holy shit am I dreaming

I have another burner, try to guess it! > jkm7680 07/26/2017 at 21:33

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Congrats!

1) IIRC there was 2 or 3 things you were gonna do when you got it.

2) IF THE MOON LANDING WAS FAKE HOW CAN WE TRUST YOUR “PROOF?”

Nothing > jkm7680 07/26/2017 at 22:00

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Congrats! They really are lovely little trucks. I wasn’t thrilled with my 20.3 MPG average on the highway, but I guess I did have the cruise set on 85 for all of those highway miles on my road trip.

OPPOsaurus WRX > jkm7680 07/26/2017 at 22:02

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My father has one just liked that

Tripper > jkm7680 07/26/2017 at 22:02

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Congrats! Oppo truck game on fleek.

Under_Score > jkm7680 07/26/2017 at 22:06

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Congratulations! Now that you have a Tacoma, you’ve gotta dab on the haters, everyday bro, with that Disney Channel flow.

TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > jkm7680 07/26/2017 at 22:12

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This here is MURICA and you drive a wimpy import truck. you better go back where you came from boy.

Really tho nice truck. Brother in law has a Sequoia and tows his boat with it. Very nice SUV

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > PowderHound 07/26/2017 at 22:22

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I saw a Z8 today and all I could think about was how sad I couldn’t get a SR20

shop-teacher > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 07/26/2017 at 22:23

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Next thing we know, you’ll be doing responsible things with your money.

I’m not sure Oppo can handle that much turmoil.

shop-teacher > jkm7680 07/26/2017 at 22:25

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Whoa! I was not expecting that!

So I was right, you did take that picture on a test drive ;)

Rico > jkm7680 07/26/2017 at 22:30

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Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > jkm7680 07/26/2017 at 22:43

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“year”

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > jkm7680 07/26/2017 at 23:37

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The end of an oppo era, new oppos from now on will hear stories of you posting trucks you won’t buy.

PowderHound > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 07/27/2017 at 00:04

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I felt the same bout the baby raccoons I saw this morning. So damn adorable!

TheHondaBro > jkm7680 07/27/2017 at 01:11

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cool

TheHondaBro > scoob 07/27/2017 at 01:12

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No one cares about you anymore.

TheHondaBro > shop-teacher 07/27/2017 at 01:13

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Jake: “I just bought a thing!”

*pulls up in a CPO 2016 Toyota Camry*

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > jkm7680 07/27/2017 at 01:45

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I’m so happy for you!

pip bip - choose Corrour > jkm7680 07/27/2017 at 04:59

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manual?

shop-teacher > TheHondaBro 07/27/2017 at 07:05

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I think I’d faint.

jvirgs drives a Subaru > jkm7680 07/27/2017 at 08:43

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ITS ABOUT DAMN TIME! Congrats!

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > PowderHound 07/27/2017 at 08:47

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We have 2 groundhogs that live under our deck and I’m still waiting to have my phone easily available

Jcarr > jkm7680 07/27/2017 at 08:59

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Welcome to the Toyota club!

scoob > TheHondaBro 07/27/2017 at 09:36

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u rib

jkm7680 > Under_Score 07/27/2017 at 10:30

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Oh my

jkm7680 > Nothing 07/27/2017 at 10:30

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Thanks!

And yeah it gets half of what my old Jetta got, but I actually like it.

jkm7680 > TheD0k_2many toys 2little time 07/27/2017 at 10:30

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Haha thanks

jkm7680 > I have another burner, try to guess it! 07/27/2017 at 10:31

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I will keep up to my promise

jkm7680 > Tripper 07/27/2017 at 10:31

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Thanks!

jkm7680 > RallyWrench 07/27/2017 at 10:31

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Thanks. Pyrite mica, I love the color

jkm7680 > shop-teacher 07/27/2017 at 10:32

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Close nuff haha

jkm7680 > jvirgs drives a Subaru 07/27/2017 at 10:32

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Thanks!

jkm7680 > Jcarr 07/27/2017 at 10:32

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Glad to join it!

jkm7680 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/27/2017 at 10:32

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Lol thanks.

We are now both Tacoma owners and can destroy the inferior trucks together.

jkm7680 > Spaceball-Two 07/27/2017 at 10:33

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Thanks man!

jkm7680 > pip bip - choose Corrour 07/27/2017 at 10:33

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No

jkm7680 > TheHondaBro 07/27/2017 at 10:33

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poo is you

Under_Score > jkm7680 07/27/2017 at 10:35

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I actually found a post he made about it on a Tacoma forum, detailing all of the modifications he’d done to it. No one responding seemed to realize who he was, which was hilarious.

https://www.tacomaworld.com/threads/2016-tacoma-rock-crawling-expedition-and-night-ride-jakes-tacoma.442857/

Jayhawk Jake > jkm7680 07/27/2017 at 10:43

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Anyone can get their hands on a key, an owners manual, and a sticky note. Gonna need to see the title and your social to confirm.

jkm7680 > Jayhawk Jake 07/27/2017 at 13:15

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Ok, if you give me your credit card number.

jkm7680 > Under_Score 07/27/2017 at 13:15

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Wait who is that?

Under_Score > jkm7680 07/27/2017 at 14:58

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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jake_Paul

This is his song.

Nibby > jkm7680 07/27/2017 at 19:08

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Congrats! Is it a crew cab or...

Saracen > jkm7680 07/27/2017 at 19:31

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Congrats!

jkm7680 > Saracen 07/27/2017 at 19:33

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Thank ya!

jkm7680 > Nibby 07/27/2017 at 19:34

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Thanks!

Yessir, I like to transport people with legs occasionally.

jkm7680 > Under_Score 07/27/2017 at 19:35

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cringe

Mercedes Streeter > jkm7680 07/30/2017 at 20:13

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Wooooooah how did I miss this? Is this real life? Either way, lovely truck! :) Any mods planned?

jkm7680 > Mercedes Streeter 07/30/2017 at 21:05

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Thank ya! This is not a drill.

I’ve already got a console organizer installed and have a LED interior lighting kit on the way. Lots of stuff planned.